00/07/17 to 00/07/21 the "Environmental Office" policy takes root.
00/07/24 to 00/07/28 the "Tidy desk" policy, and counting up milk drinkers.
00/07/31 to 00/08/04 AJ tells us where Greece is, and the Killer Plant arrives.
00/08/07 to 00/08/11 we all replace AJ with the Killer Plant.
00/08/14 to 00/08/18 Donna gets a wild idea and I start to get worried.
00/08/21 to 00/08/25 the Great Coffee Saga begins - AJ cares for us.
00/08/26 to 00/09/01 the Great Coffee Saga continues - we give up.
00/09/04 to 00/09/08 the Great Coffee Saga continues and I have a little talk with LeeAnn.
00/09/11 to 00/09/15 the Great Coffee Saga ends and LeeAnn gets a new boyfriend.
00/09/18 to 00/09/22 M$ invades and Andy's second plant starts moving.
00/09/25 to 00/09/29 the plants start to take over and we all have to be flexible.
00/10/02 to 00/10/06 AJ disappears and Donna gets bypassed for a while.
00/10/09 to 00/10/13 we all become more "caller-friendly" and Andy gets a tomato.
00/10/16 to 00/10/20 AJ's Monday morning policy is a success, but I get more responsibilities.
00/10/23 to 00/10/27 the automated phone starts taking calls, and we all have to pace ourselves.
00/10/30 to 00/11/03 I find something that keeps AJ quiet for 25 minutes, and then Mike kills it.
00/11/06 to 00/11/10 email problems come to light and I get my priorities rearranged.
00/11/13 to 00/11/17 LeeAnn loses another boyfriend and Mike finally kills the printer.
00/11/20 to 00/11/24 the big printer is still dead, but at least we know why.
00/11/27 to 00/12/01 AJ tries more empathy techniques and Donna shoots him down.
00/12/04 to 00/12/08 LeeAnn gets her boyfriend back and Mike gets into trouble again.
00/12/11 to 00/12/15 Andy helps me out and AJ goes stationary.
00/12/18 to 00/12/22 AJ finally gets the message and lets us all go home.
00/12/25 to 00/12/29 Christmas vacation time!
01/01/01 to 01/01/05 back to work, and AJ goes through the filing trays.
01/01/08 to 01/01/12 AJ wants trust, co-operation, and lying to the customers.
01/01/15 to 01/01/19 AJ gives us all another questionnaire, and the Marketing team start meeting.
01/01/22 to 01/01/26 the Marketing team begin to pull together, and AJ tries to recruit me.
01/01/29 to 01/02/02 the Marketing team meet again, and AJ tries to recruit us all.
01/02/05 to 01/02/09 I make money from the Marketing team, and AJ starts again.
01/02/12 to 01/02/16 AJ tries leashing us all in, and nothing happens.
01/02/19 to 01/02/23 we're all let off the leash, and put in a nice big cage instead.
01/02/26 to 01/03/02 we all forget the cage is there, and AJ finally works out who's to blame.
01/03/05 to 01/03/09 AJ notices the cage and wonders how it got there.
01/03/12 to 01/03/16 Amy's plant gets ready for Spring, and I don't know why I didn't kill him.
01/03/19 to 01/03/23 AJ leaves us all alone to get on with it, and we all get a surprise fire drill.
01/03/26 to 01/03/30 More surprise fire drills, and I get to actually play with fire.
01/04/02 to 01/04/06 Even more fire drills, and Amy's red leaved fountain plant surprises us all.
01/04/09 to 01/04/13 AJ decides we all need schooling, and I nearly get a real desk.
01/04/16 to 01/04/20 AJ wants a managed office, and we all get another piece of paper.
01/04/23 to 01/04/27 James and I play with figures all week, and even AJ can't stop us.
01/04/30 to 01/05/04 AJ goes paranoid again, and I get disappointed.
01/05/07 to 01/05/11 AJ says there'll be no pay reviews this year, so we all get one.
01/05/14 to 01/05/18 Guru Bob is annoyed at AJ, and I play with passwords.
01/05/21 to 01/05/25 Guru Bob is still annoyed at AJ, and so am I.
01/05/28 to 01/06/01 We all get tested, apart from AJ.
01/06/04 to 01/06/08 AJ wriggles out of it, and LeeAnn has fun.
01/06/11 to 01/06/15 AJ wants us to work smarter, and we all get more fire drills.
01/06/18 to 01/06/22 We all have a Non-Casual Friday and Marketing visit.
01/06/22 to 01/06/29 Vacation story no. 1.
01/07/02 to 01/07/06 Vacation story no. 2.
01/07/09 to 01/07/13 New ideas for PlayPenOffice.
01/07/16 to 01/07/20 I go back to work, and chase up shipping papers.
01/07/23 to 01/07/27 Amy goes on vacation, and one of her lucky charms stops working.
01/07/30 to 01/08/03 The server needs cleaning, but I get some good news about early October.
01/08/06 to 01/08/10 Amy comes back, and I find art on the server.
01/08/13 to 01/08/17 AJ gets his colors mixed up, and we all shred paper.
01/08/20 to 01/08/24 We all play with different types of paper, and Amy stalls at a green light.
01/08/27 to 01/08/31 We all go red.
01/09/03 to 01/09/07 Waiting for paper and phone calls.
01/09/17 to 01/09/21 We all get to answer phone calls, and have even more fun with paper.
September to December We all go blue.
01/12/31 to 02/01/04 It's back to work, but not for Temporary staffers.
02/01/07 to 02/01/11 Another temporary staffer, another problem.
02/01/14 to 02/01/18 AJ scares me yet again, and another temporary staffer comes and goes.
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